Wacky Burger

1/13/2012
6:54pm
so i played again today.
thought the title had m and a all weird so it was super rio 64
and marios face had become boo on the face thingy.
its getting weird.it teleported me to the first bowser battel.it kept on bringing up ghosts dont die about 50 times but then it said,
now you do….bohahahahahahahahahahahah.
king boo appeared to replace bowser but he had no weak points.
he killed me and the game crashed…my 3ds then showed king boo on both screans and screamed bohahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. then its power died…..
im gonna play tomorrow maybe….

January 12th,2012
4:57pm…………..
hey guys i was just playing mario 64 on the wii(downloaded it)
and something odd happened,im going to keep a log of this from now on.
now i went to play and my file was gone.so i made a new one but in stead of it saying file a it said boo….
so i started the file and, i was at boos cage right away.some text came up it was bowsers first defeat lines,then second,then final.
then i was teleported into boo’s cage.then king boo apeared and attacked,i killed him and it brought up the line ghosts dont die,killed him again,it happened again,and again,and again.then it said ghosts dont die but now you do and the light in my room went out and king boo laughed…the game froze and i stoped playing…for now.
im going to play again tomorrow and see what happens.
later,Jake…

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later

so…
im riding to a camp called zenton.i`ve never herd of but its cheap and we are poor.
i get off the bus and i don’t get a chance to grab my stuff out of the side compartment of the bus.
he just takes off…
i head to the camp hall and the lady at the desk looks…like…a…pelican? apparently her name is pelly…
pelly:tom nook will give you the keys to your cabin
so i head to a market called nookway to see tom nook
tom nook:i will show you to your cabin
so we walked and i thought to myself,how big IS THIS PLACE!?
finally we arrived at my cabin he said that it costs 19800 dollars,and i can sell him almost any thing
so i work for 5 hours and get paid nothing but he takes 1400 off the house so that is pretty much getting paid 1400
so i go out and collect 26 oranges and get 2600 dollars so 4000 dollars gone for the house
this is easy a little to easy 26 oranges was all the ones in town
so i have to wait 4 days for it all to grow back…

so penny gets every kid to the center of the island
because she needs an eye…
this is my chance!i can take down penny there!
so im at the center and i get over to Trevor,Wade,Sean,and Jacob and tell them my plan,so behind everyone we slip
over to the back door,its unprotected,and walk up the stairs and i peek through the door
penny is giving an announcement there are no guard dogs so we burst in at her
penny:oh hello Jake i expected to see you down there but i guess your a volunteer.
not likely,guard dogs start to run up the stairs and Wade dives down them and hold off the guards
animals start climbing to the balcony and Trevor cannon balls on to them and Sean closes the balcony door,so me and Jacob vs penny…
Jacob punches penny but gets blown back by hey claws and as she charges at him i smash her to the ground i pick up Jacob he get into cannon ball position and i throw him into her…
she lies there dead
i walk down stairs with guards knocked out and wade drawing faces on them,i head into Jordan`s room in the house and let her go,Sean jumps down
and i see animals lying on the ground from Trevor`s work,Wade walks out wearing a guards helmet and all the animals run away except nook
he congratulates me and i tell him about his wife but he does not care he said she was a monster…
nook calls the air force and helicopters come to the rescue and nook comes with us
3 months later nook is back to normal and moves next door to my house
everything has tuned out fine
and the Navy is sinking the gyroids and recusing the people that tuned back to normal
so i guess this is the end.

i`ve been at it for a month and i am finally done but now i have to pay a debt of 120000 for remodeling i don`t want!
the other people have been mocking me and every time i finish a debt i get another one!
summer is over and no one has come to get me…what is going on!
i think they are trying to keep me here…
i bought a shovel at nooks because he buys dino bones and he says there are allot
so im digging and i find a statue i bring it to the museum and the keeper blathers says
blathers:this is a gyroid
so i bring it to nooks and he wont except it
nook:i think you should hold on to that
so i put it in my 4 times mortgaged house`s basement
i continued to find them and made a shrine
i noticed all the people had them
then it hit me like a dart!there not dressed like animals they ARE ANIMALS!
and the gyroids have something to do with it! so i throw them away
tom nook sent me a letter telling me to meet him at nookway
so i walk in and nook explains
nook:i bought a private island for my wife but the construction workers were tuned into animals because of the buried gyroids
…an ISLAND! i thought
so he tells me
nook:there are multiple camps and my wife penny gets kids to the island and turns them into animals
but…there is something wrong, her cancer messed with the crossing and she uses other animal parts to fix herself if her own body parts die
he says that if we work together we can free all the kids
and destroy the island
so he gives me some thing and says
nook:send these balloon packages to every part of the island and say that me and you can free everyone
so i send out the packages and i get reply’s fast
to my horror the people all around the island are my friends from back home and finally
from the center of the island i get a message from Jordan saying that she is stuck with penny but she is okay
…penny…has…my girlfriend………….
oh my god!